Updated: Mar 20, 2019
I'm a home decor whore, and IDGAF. I have a more-than-embarrassing amount of wine-themed home goods, and I am the only person in my neighborhood with white vinyl "hello" lettering adhered to my front door (even though Natalie down the street just added "welcome" to hers, so I may chug a bottle of champs and go peel it off.) More to come on that.
Needless to say, I'm not afraid to be "that" neighbor, and to have my porch make a statement - even if that statement implies that I may or may not have drunkenly peed in their yard at 2am.
Here are my absolute favorite boozy doormats:
TAKE OFF SHOES. BRING IN WINE.
THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE MORE YOU'LL LIKE US
WILL OPEN FOR WINE
TURN AROUND UNLESS YOU BROUGHT WINE
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I HOPE YOU BROUGHT WINE
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